Intro

One day there was a person, and that person did not live on a farm in North Dakota, or on an evil baby stealing farms either. That person wore a grey hat, and usually t-shirts of bands or guitars. That person was Michael Hand brother of Thomas, Son of... Yaddi yaddi yadda the time for all of that boring stuff is later. I am the type of person who normal CW can't handle, the type only ADVANCED can. And so I'm here and it shall be amusing for all of us, including my poetry and crazy short stories that you shain't even think of following. If i had to choose a type, it would be poetry and my favorite poet is Bob Dylan, despite the fact alot of people don't like him but you can't mess with the lyrics to "All Along the Watchtower". I also enjoy Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, CSN, no pop people, and some other guys like George Harrison and Aerosmith and Skynyrd etc. I think I should experiment with stories that are actually well writen. I dislike "romantic" long walks in parks and on beaches and stories that are completely romance or just have no plot at all(Twilight) and I don't want to write any of those. I like to read fiction books of all types. So now time for the fun stuff, if I was to create something I'd give everyone the super power to give Billy Reavy the super power of fire hydrant control, this way no one could mess with him. Well any ways I'd rather get the super power to blow things up, so you try to do something and bam I blew up your pie and your crying and I'm happy eating my pie AND cake laughing. I do real stupid things at times and if you don't like it then I have succeded. If you do like it, then your my new best friend, end of story. Not really, I probably won't like you all at first, so prove me wrong. And please don't ask me what my poems are about, half the times I forget myself.
Thank you for your completely divided attention,
Mike, who's here, not on his bike.