Graduation speech for vampire who has just found a way to kill Edward cullen in the face

This year has been a great year. I would like to tell you all that I do not love you, I actually hate you. But in all seriousness I have found a way to kill Edward Cullen, in the face. That's right my fellow vampires, we shall be free of this plague. Soon we shall be free of this hell hole of tenage girls not understanding our deep culture. My fellow vampires I present my graduation spech with great pride for today not only am I a Manpire but also the one who shall save us all. So let's go and end this! Yeah!